May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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This business man has 4 crates of brewed tea and the look in his eyes tells me he hungers for fritos.
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meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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frezned: mistersnurb: in case anyone was wondering... →
mistersnurb:
in case anyone was wondering here’s the deal with “pineapple”
the word pineapple, back when “apple” was a super generic word, used to refer to pine cones
in the 17th century, europeans came to the americas and found the fruit and they called it a pineapple because they look…
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Yesterday I was hanging out with my friends, and their mom was with us for the day. Before I knew it, their mom and I were talking about Korean Dramas. We talked about our favorite actors, plots, titles, and before I knew it, she had my number and was telling me she’ll call me the next time she’s watching them so we can bond over it.
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Yes, but what are sweet dreams made of?
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A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads:
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
Cool Down
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Sometimes I wish I had long hair just so I could put my hair up into a cute top knot.
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I was so busy today, I almost forgot that a balloon popped above my head for no reason and landed on the side of my face. The entire restaurant went quiet for at least 3 seconds to hear, “Looks like I be poppin’ “
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With the new “Share” feature, I can finally forward my selfies to unassuming friends and family.
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altamirage:
iamrobotgirl:
I think I finally mastered desu eyes. I did it- I became the anime girl.
i am so proud
you have become anime
you are anime
conglaturation
I beliebed in de You dat beliebed in me (❁´◡`❁)♫･*:.｡. ~Thank You~.｡.:*･
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It’s like 90 degrees outside and I’m with my mom while she’s getting her hair cut and an older guy walks in, out of breath, a hot coffee venti sized in his hand. I- I think he walked all the way here with that in his hand.
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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
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“Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know...”
– Unknown (via thelittleyellowdiary)
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“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’MMMMMMMMMMMMMM JUST A SIIIIIIIIIIIDEKICK”
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harrytomlomsom:
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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Sometimes something happens, like astronauts covering David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” in an actual space station and it makes me realize we’re living in our very own science fiction novel.
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rneerkat:
toastyghosties:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
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I’m a Gamer Girl, at heart.
… What do you mean, board games don’t count?
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BANANAS ARE A TYPE OF BERRY MY LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER
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I can’t say “No” to my mom, when she asks me questions ending with a hopeful looking monkey emoji.
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If I’m enrolled to take classes at a college in the fall, but decide last minute that I don’t want to go through the stress of paying for it and opt out, am I still considered a drop out?
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