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Part time blogger,
full-time sarcastronaut

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altamirage:

meach brought up that i could do shimeji for people, if anyone would be interested uwu

is anyone interested maybe? if so, how much would you pay for one?

Yo, my friend is doing shimeji commishuns and she’s actually really good? Like- say you want a little Doctor to roam your screen, or two separate characters that would interact? She knows how to do that. And she’s really reasonable, so send her a note and see.

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

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Tagged with: #my heart is melting  

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

This business man has 4 crates of brewed tea and the look in his eyes tells me he hungers for fritos.

 

livebysunfeelbymoon:

because of tumblr I’m pretty sure cats are the center of the universe and everything is just because cats

livebysunfeelbymoon:

because of tumblr I’m pretty sure cats are the center of the universe and everything is just because cats

Tagged with: #cats  #8 out of 10 cats  

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

frezned: mistersnurb: in case anyone was wondering here’s the deal with...

mistersnurb:

in case anyone was wondering here’s the deal with “pineapple”

the word pineapple, back when “apple” was a super generic word, used to refer to pine cones

in the 17th century, europeans came to the americas and found the fruit and they called it a pineapple because they look…

Tagged with: #pineapples  #explained  

Yesterday I was hanging out with my friends, and their mom was with us for the day. Before I knew it, their mom and I were talking about Korean Dramas. We talked about our favorite actors, plots, titles, and before I knew it, she had my number and was telling me she’ll call me the next time she’s watching them so we can bond over it. 

Yes, but what are sweet dreams made of?

Tagged with: #text post  #pfow  #sweet dreams  

epicreads:

All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!

Workout #1: The Book Curl

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Workout #2: The Book Up

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Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!

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Cool Down

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